DLN-003

Cut Man


Let's skip the scissor puns and cut to the chase! I'm Cut Man, just your run-of-the-mill lumber mill robot. Dr. Light created me to provide lumber all across the county. My rolling cutters are made with ceramic titanium and slice through about anything! ((AMR account))

snakedwn022:

>Yes we, who cannot freely move about, should come visit. Makes sense. I can’t even get a damn snake into your home how am I or my brothers suppose to visit? Granted Magnet had an amazing theme park going, hardly visited us sure but he was making humans happy. So what do they do? Run him out of town simply because he was helping them deal with the worse kinds of humans. 

>Honestly I’m not one to prove anything, only present facts. I’m not sure exactly what YOU are going on about though, what your endgame goal is here. …Dear maker you’re just a tiny CHARGE! 

>I wasn’t even the one who spoke to you first tiny Charge! Maker no I am not getting into a throw down with you the large one is enough of a headache as is!

>Funny because the only thing train-related here is how badly you’re derailing the minute I bring up common sense. Your facts are horribly biased and you’re just a waste of time. That’s why I’m tired of you now.

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snakedwn022:

>So does my line count or are we not DLN enough for you?

>Last I heard he offered them help and they accepted. Last I heard, Light did nothing to help. And it doesn’t matter that he was framed, my point is no human can be trusted. The “most loved” doctor was arrested and no one questioned it. No one human, anyway.

>You would be if you guys ever gave a damn about us, beyond trying to score pity points in an argument. When’s the last time any of you bothered seeing us? 200X?

>And yeah because attacking cities and doing his whole song and dance TOTALLY helped them. It didn’t paint my siblings to be criminals at all! Nope! Again, what the HELL are you trying to prove to me? Do really you think the entire world is a hivemind and will/can react to a situation out of their reach or understanding? Who’s really naive here?

>You’re just an eyesore. Get out of my face.

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snakedwn022:

rolling-cutter replied to your post:If you could change one thing about any other robot or alien, what would you do?

Has our father gone around reprogramming YOUR lines for a change? No, I don’t think so.

>HEY your cousin or brother that bee bot obviously isn’t comfortable with this, do you mind?

>And you call US uncaring.

>But on a private line all I’ve got to say is, he was still arrested without a thought.

>He’s not my cousin, he’s my brother! Every DLN is my brother!

>You don’t think I’m angry because of how manipulative that whole show was? Of course I care about my siblings! If Wily REALLY cared about the 9 gens he wouldn’t have reprogrammed them. He would have fought the courts to keep them safe. But that’s under the assumption he’s not batshit and bent on doing the same shtick he did for decades. 

>Light got framed by YOUR maker! The fake copbots WILY planted didn’t make things any better. The hell are you trying to prove?

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Anonymous asked,

If you could change one thing about any other robot or alien, what would you do?

Yeah, I’m kind of against the whole brainwashing thing. If I did I’d be hardly better than Dr. Wily, huh?

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00a-timeman:

rolling-cutter:

[Okay he already felt bad but now he felt like a HUGE dick. Ouch.]

>…Yeah, I’m okay now. You’re a good bro, man. I didn’t try to worry you guys. I’ve got a lot on my mind, that’s all.

>You know I’m really surprised things turned out like this. I mean us talking like this. Guess I’ve gotten really grouchy and crotchety after all. I’m sorry.

>Good to hear you’re feeling better.

>…It’s okay, you’ve had some hard times, I don’t blame you. Bettering your behaviour is better than feeling sorry for yourself.

>Can be an age thing too, old man.

>Hey, I’m no older than the rest of you guys! Not by much, I mean—I’m still the big brother. There’s a reason I get mad; I worry about you guys and I just wanna look out for our line. I care…

>I just wish I was taken seriously.

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Anonymous asked,

Do you play video games or prefer sports?

I guess video games since the only sport I’m into is soccer. Don’t get me wrong though because I do love the outdoors!

But being inside’s a treat for a working man like me.

OOC: Tuesday Questions

rolling-cutter:

Cut 

Air 

Top  

Ring

Aquarius

Plug

00a-timeman asked,

>How did your short lived talk with Elec go?

00a-timeman:

rolling-cutter:

>It went better than I thought. I’m surprised you even cared to ask.

>…Thanks a lot for that. I mean it, man. I appreciate it. I just don’t know what to do now. He was smiling and acting a lot like how he used to back then. What if he really is happy? But I want him back.

>You’re my brother, of course I’d care to ask. Plus you were in a pretty… rough state of mind before prom, I was hoping you’d feel better now.

>Though I don’t think I can help you on that front. Other than being here whenever you need to talk about it, I think we’ve both learned not to keep things bottled up.

[Okay he already felt bad but now he felt like a HUGE dick. Ouch.]

>…Yeah, I’m okay now. You’re a good bro, man. I didn’t try to worry you guys. I’ve got a lot on my mind, that’s all.

>You know I’m really surprised things turned out like this. I mean us talking like this. Guess I’ve gotten really grouchy and crotchety after all. I’m sorry.

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00a-timeman asked,

>How did your short lived talk with Elec go?

>It went better than I thought. I’m surprised you even cared to ask.

>…Thanks a lot for that. I mean it, man. I appreciate it. I just don’t know what to do now. He was smiling and acting a lot like how he used to back then. What if he really is happy? But I want him back.

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I don't even do puns anymore  

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